HILARIOUS MURPHY`S LAW -MUST READ

Murphy’s New Laws

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes
the lock.

To err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success... Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think
again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that
you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal,
expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear
brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... Which never
works.

If at first you don't succeed... Destroy all evidence
that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to
butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the
buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the
most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is
taken. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's
golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late,
the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same
item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster
and the person in front of you will always have the
most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a
pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one
calls.

Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked
the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on
roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you
are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses
will always pull in together and the bus which you get
in will be more crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut
tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke
from the cigarette will always tend to go to the
non-smoker.