Characteristics of a Maharashtrian
girlfriend:-

1. She gets really angry if you introduce her as your
Girlfriend.

2. She starts singing jana-gana-mana loud, if u put ur
arm around her in public.

3. You call her mother 'mavshi' or 'kaku'.

4. When she is really sad she goes 'kahi nahi' and
doesn't look at you.

5. At least one of her childhood photos has her dressed
in a green parkar-polka.

6. In a raging thunderstorm if there's a flash of
lightening, (lets face

it) she is not going to hug you like in the movies.

7. You have to listen natya sangeet, to get in good
with her dad. Better Know Ganpati Stotre to impress her Mom

8. You have to convince her that 'the 3 hours we spent
in Garden actually qualifies as a date.

9. She blushes when somebody asks her about you.

10. She likes wearing jeans and skimpy T-shirts
but takes it for granted that her career is as important as yours.

11. She remembers all the poems in high school texts.

12. She talks about 'amke amke' sir and all you can
think about him âs is 'sir, dambis-ahey'.

13. You do not meet her, neither does she, on
Rakhi poornima.

14. You and her brother are not buddies.

15. Ghari tumchya avdicha padartha kela tar athvanine
dabyat gheun yete.

16. Your date on Chaturthi will be at Lalbaugh cha Raja
or Siddhivinayak Mandir.

17. Typical Marathi Girl Quotes :

- Watratach aahe mela

- Hee kon baya?

- Chal na re!

- Nahich muli!

- Gelas udat!

- Mazhi Aai ragvel (most frequently used excuse)

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- Ha kaay avtaar?

- Khula ki kaay

- Aai ordel !!!!!!!!!!

Collection of Famous Quotes by Siddhu

Collection of Famous Quotes by Siddhu

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.


2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of

an incoming train which will run them over.


3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway

sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West

Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the

rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!


8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but

cannot go beyond 30!



9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend

that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have

wings!



10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.


11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the

sea.


12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!


15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at

Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.


17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.


18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be

given a free transfer to Manchester United.

19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.


20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled

Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T

"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two

hands."

22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the

same reason.

30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

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Simple steps :

* Before going to bath , apply honey on your face .

* leave it for 10 mins .

* Wash your face with hot water .

* your face will start glowing after the bath.

Dandruff care-home remedy

Simple steps :

* Drink lots and lots of water .

* Take 8 hours sleep without fail .

* with your finger tips , circulate blood flow of your head scalp .

*donot use oil till the dandruff goes.

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Bhajji does it again

It seems Bhajji has this habit of doing wrong things time n again.

Australians have got a chance to show that they were true when they caught Bhajji .

BCCI must take a strict action against him now.

he should not walk free this time .

The Family-affair thing seems so irritating .

Annoying questions about India....

Annoying questions about India....

For the next time you get asked an annoying question
about India...

Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?
A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice
archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their
wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons
why they had many wives. You see, once they
mastered the art of archery and hit the target....

Q. You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much
about the
country. All those wonderful places, the forests, the
snake charmers,
the elephants! Do you still use elephants for
transportation?
A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own
elephant in our house.
But later, we started elephant pooling with our
neighbours, to save
the air. You see elephants have an "emission"
problem...

Q. Does India have cars?
A. No. We ride elephants to work. (Refer to response
to earlier question).

Q. Does India have TV?
A. No. We only have cable.

Q. Are all Indians vegetarian?
A. Yes. Even tigers in India are vegetarian.

Q. How come you speak English so well?
A. You see when the British were ruling India, they
employed Indians
as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn
English. So the
British isolated an "English-language" gene and
infused their
servants' babies with it and since then all babies
born are born
speaking English.

A variation to the above is a compliment --- "You
speak very good English."
Response: Thanks. So do you.

Q. Are you a Hindi?
A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.

Q. Do you speak Hindu?
A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.

Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?
A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that
they would let me
go to school.

Q. India is very hot, isn't it?
A. It is so hot there that all the water boils
spontaneously. That is
why tea is such a popular drink in India.

Q. Are there any business companies in India?
A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian principles of self-sufficiency. We all make our own cloth.